1. What’s your favorite orange-colored food?
Dude – Cheetos.
2. What’s the best way to drink orange juice?
I don’t really drink OJ all that much – it gives me heartburn. But when I do, I like it either a) freshly squeezed and full of pulp, or b) mixed with alcohol.
3. Which candy’s orange-colored pieces taste best?
This is a hard one. I tend to not like orange-flavored candy. Oooo – I know – peach Jolly Ranchers – they are orange-colored, but not orange-flavored! Do they still make peach Jolly Ranchers? OMG – I don’t think they do and now I need some right now! Well, if that’s the case, then I’ll have to go with Jelly Bellys in cantaloupe. No – peach!
4. What are your feelings about orange soda?
I feel that orange soda is not what this country needs and that if we elect orange soda, it will be a terrible mistake and that we will be heading further down the path to destruction that we are currently on as a country. Oh wait – that’s John McCain, not orange soda. Anyway, Um…like John McCain, I don’t like orange soda.
5. When did you last wear an orange item of clothing?
Last week, I wore an orange shirt. I have quite a bit of orange in my warbrobe.