Weirdest Google Ever


Normally, I just get the regular google searches, clearly from folks loking for somehting they have previously read. Sometimes they make it clear that my style of writing is not particularly…um…high class (see: “gina shitting,” “debauchery,” and “dirty sanchez”). I get a few odd ones, too, like “uphill no pants,” “lie to me shit terrible bad,” “sexy fat tinis,” “my son cant lick his top lip,” and “big fat pussty.” But recently I had the weirdest and most detailed search ever:

“i tried to send this to you last night but my computer was not working properly. i just got home and as always, you’re on my mind. my room smells like you. i lay here thinking about how incredible it is to feel you in”



About sugarmag

Forty-sdjhfkjsdhfkjsdh year old mom of 2 - a 18 year old boy and a 11 year old girl. I love them very much, but they drive me crazy. I'm married and work full-time. I'm not sure which of these is the most exhausting, but probably the husband. I'm opinionated. I'm outspoken. I'm loud. I'm an over-sharer. I think Tom Cruise is a jackass. I like to say jackass. I like to swear, period. Fuckers. I love to read. I struggle with my weight. I love my job. I dress my pets up and ridicule them regularly. I am not afraid to cut my hair and I don't understand people who are. I hate getting old. I love to laugh. Make me laugh, OK?

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