Mr b: Oh, I forgot to tell you – the census people came the other day.
Me: What? How could you forget to tell me? You know I have been waiting for the census police to come back since 2000!
Mr b: I don’t know. It wasn’t a big deal?
Me: Not a big deal? It IS a big deal! What did you tell them?
Mr b: What do you mean? I answered their questions.
Mr b: I don’t know – I just wanted to get rid of them so I could get back to work.
Me: Oh My GOD! You answered ethnicity!! How am I supposed to Fight the Power if you don’t help me??”
Mr b: Whatever.
Me: I can NOT work under these conditions.
Mr b: *gets as far away from the crazy as he can*