Now That She’s a Cheerleader, We’re Really Going to Have to Stop Making These Jokes


Yesterday, we went geocaching with my friend Rapunzel and her son. At one point, we ended up by a creek and the kids were looking for salamanders and crawfish. Suddenly, the girl started squealing, “Look, look!” We looked, but didn’t see what she was so excited about, so she told us:

The Girl: It’s a cheerleader bug!

Me: A what?

The Girl: A cheerleader bug!

Rapunzel: I don’t see anything.

The Girl: It’s right there!

Me: What makes it a cheerleader bug?

The Girl: There’s one bug and then another bug on top of her.

Rapunzel: Yep – that’s a cheerleader bug, alright.


About sugarmag

Forty-sdjhfkjsdhfkjsdh year old mom of 2 - a 18 year old boy and a 11 year old girl. I love them very much, but they drive me crazy. I'm married and work full-time. I'm not sure which of these is the most exhausting, but probably the husband. I'm opinionated. I'm outspoken. I'm loud. I'm an over-sharer. I think Tom Cruise is a jackass. I like to say jackass. I like to swear, period. Fuckers. I love to read. I struggle with my weight. I love my job. I dress my pets up and ridicule them regularly. I am not afraid to cut my hair and I don't understand people who are. I hate getting old. I love to laugh. Make me laugh, OK?

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