My Favorite Overheard Conversation of the Weekend

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In Pat Catan’s Crafts, I overheard a young woman (We’ll call her Big Fat Liar) talking to her two older coworkers:

Big Fat Liar: My friend was going through a rough time, so I made her something to cheer her up.

Coworker1: That’s nice – what did you make her?

BFL: Well, she’s always down on herself, thinking she’s not good enough, so I bought a mirror and painted it really pretty, then I stenciled along the bottom, “I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.”

Coworkers1&2: AWWWWWW…that is SO SWEET!

BFL: Thanks! I thought it was cute.

Coworker 1: You are so clever! Where did you come up with that?

BFL: I don’t know – I’ve always been really creative. Stuff like that just comes to me.

Oh, really now, Big Fat Liar?

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Forty-sdjhfkjsdhfkjsdh year old mom of 2 - a 18 year old boy and a 11 year old girl. I love them very much, but they drive me crazy. I'm married and work full-time. I'm not sure which of these is the most exhausting, but probably the husband. I'm opinionated. I'm outspoken. I'm loud. I'm an over-sharer. I think Tom Cruise is a jackass. I like to say jackass. I like to swear, period. Fuckers. I love to read. I struggle with my weight. I love my job. I dress my pets up and ridicule them regularly. I am not afraid to cut my hair and I don't understand people who are. I hate getting old. I love to laugh. Make me laugh, OK?

4 responses »

  1. My friend Steve was at the planning meeting for dirt. Yes, he invented dirt. And I invented the internet. They have the internet on computers now and it's all my doing.What a douche-canoe!

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