I saw a story on the news today that said, “Police are investigating to find out why a woman left her young child home alone. Neighbors called the authorities after they saw the two-year old playing in the hallway with crack.”
Um…OK. I didn’t realize the police were so hard up for detectives, but I’ll be glad to help them out:
Dear police: She left her child home alone because SHE IS A CRACKHEAD.
I should totally be a detective.