Bite me, Anna

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I know we all love Frozen and blah, blah, blah. But let’s talk for a minute about the Frozen game called Frozen Free Fall. Have you played it? Well, basically it’s a jewel-match game (like Bejeweled, or her evil bitch sister Candy Crush), except it’s Frozen-themed. On each level, you have a Frozen character as your “companion,” which simply mean that they are at the top of the bored cheering you on. Sometimes you can choose you own and sometimes there is just one. And this stupid game is making me hate Anna. How could anyone possibly hate dear, sweet Anna you ask? I’ll show you:

On this particular level, you have a choice of selection Kristoff or Anna as your companion. It’s a hard level. You will lose repeatedly. But when Kristoff is your companion, here is his reactions to the loss:

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He’s shrugging, as if to say “Oh well, you win some & you lose some. Better luck next time.

 

But Anna? Could she at least be supportive? NO, this is her reaction:

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You can’t tell from the photo, but she actually shakes her head as if to say, “You are a huge disappointment.”

It turns out Anna is a bitch.

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About sugarmag

Forty-sdjhfkjsdhfkjsdh year old mom of 2 - a 18 year old boy and a 11 year old girl. I love them very much, but they drive me crazy. I'm married and work full-time. I'm not sure which of these is the most exhausting, but probably the husband. I'm opinionated. I'm outspoken. I'm loud. I'm an over-sharer. I think Tom Cruise is a jackass. I like to say jackass. I like to swear, period. Fuckers. I love to read. I struggle with my weight. I love my job. I dress my pets up and ridicule them regularly. I am not afraid to cut my hair and I don't understand people who are. I hate getting old. I love to laugh. Make me laugh, OK?

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