Forty-sdjhfkjsdhfkjsdh year old mom of two – a 15 year old boy and a 8 year old girl. I love them very much, but they drive me crazy sometimes. I’m married and work full-time. I’m not sure which of these is the most exhausting, but probably the husband. I’m opinionated. I’m outspoken. I’m loud. I’m an over-sharer. I think Tom Cruise is a jackass. I like to say jackass. I like to swear, period. Fuckers. I love to read. I struggle with my weight. I’m very liberal and socially conscious. I love my job. I dress my pets up and ridicule them regularly. I am not afraid to cut my hair and I don’t understand people who are. I hate getting old. I love to laugh. Make me laugh, OK?

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  1. I just found your blog. Fruit flies and an exploded milk container in the back seat from McDonalds are the essences in my car. Sometimes the Doublemint gum doesn’t cover up the smell, especially if it’s really hot. Your blog had me actually LOL at work. Thanks!

  2. I just stumbled upon your blog. Very funny. I’ll have to read more of them. I’m a mother of two also , and work full time. And my husband says i have a potty mouth, but I give a fuck.

  3. Greetings,

    I’m Redding with Women for a Healthy Environment, a Pittsburgh non-profit focusing on empowering women to advocate for a healthier environment in schools and the community. We are looking to distribute some materials we have on maternal and child health to local moms, prenatal yoga studios, health care centers, hospitals, etc., and would love to send them your way as well.
    If you’re interested, please respond with your mailing address so we can send our educational materials your way. We’d love to have your input!

    Best,Redding Jackson

    Women for a Healthy Environment

    http://www.womenforahealthyenvironment.org/

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