I was out of the office from Wednesday until yesterday and it was great. Except for the yesterday part. Man, the first day back after a long break is killer. I relaxed for exactly. . . oh. . . 13 minutes the entire time, but it was still a nice break. Of course, there’s good and bad in everything:
The good – I took the boy for his nephrology checkup and sonogram (for those who don’t know, he has a multicystic kidney, which was diagnosed in utero). Everything looks good – The “good” kidney is larger and working well (strangely, it is a duplex kidney), and the cystic one is a bit smaller (it had gotten bigger last time, so I was a little nervous).
The bad – OMG, the CHP parking situation!!
The good – Having time enough in between to hit the gift shop fore some caffeine.
The bad – Seeing what I think may have been an old friend in the gift shop and not being sure. And not speaking to her (though in my defense, she looked right at me and didn’t speak either, so it may not have been her) (and in her defense – if it was her, I have gained 6000 pounds since I last saw her and she may have been thinking, “that looks like Gina, only big and fat”) (and if that’s the case, well, then she wasn’t looking too hot herself so fuck it)
The good: The boy realizing that I have been right for all these years about the blood test not being painful, and only seeming that way because he was bitching and stressing out and whining about it.
The bad: Listening to the boy bitch and stress and whine and about the blood test for
hours days weeks beforehand.
The good: Finally telling hi to suck it up and reminding him of the thousands of shots his diabetic cousin and friend get. It shut him up.
The bad: Waiting forever for the nephrologist (why does spell check reject “nephrologist”, but think that “nephrologists” and “nephrologists’” is OK? Are they only allowed to exist in groups?)
The good: He’s the best so he’s worth it. Also – he backed me up on the no excessive caffeine rule. HAHAHA Take, that Mountain Dew!
The good: Meeting a bunch of in-laws for a nice dinner and drinks
The bad: Blowing my diet
The good: The office closing at 1:00, and only having to use 1 hr of PTO to get off in time to meet the in-laws for some fun.
The bad: Being scheduled to work from home, which meant I had twice as long of a drive to meet them
The good: Getting the whole gang – minus one – into the Science Center for free on my membership
The bad: Missing the Titanic exhibit because they are charging eleventy-five hundred dollars extra to get in
The good: Having a great day with the kids and some of the in-laws, including my favorite sister-in-law. Plus – not having the whole damned tribe there meant we could actually move at a reasonable pace
The bad: The place was so fucking crowded
The good: My new boyfriend, Art – the elderly scientist
The good: Having a few more meet us for a nice dinner
The bad: Blowing my diet. . .again
And I almost forgot –
The bad: The kids forcing us to go through the submarine of claustrophobia and smells
The good: Hanging with my nephew-in-law-in-law and actually learning shit
The bad: Getting separated from the group since the kids only wanted to go through it and not actually seeing anything. Plus they can jump through those little hatches more easily
The good: Not actually getting my fat ass stuck in the hatches, despite my Winnie the Pooh predictions
The bad: Getting stuck behind a big fat guy who got stuck in a hatch
The good: Big fat guy stuck in a hatch
The good: Not having any picnics, parties or obligations (the past two days of in-law extravaganza made up for missing the party today).
The bad: Still having a million things to do, like cleaning, shopping for groceries, stuff for the scouting trip and grandma’s birthday gift, and preparing food for the next day.
The good: Hello – shopping!
The bad: Hello – shopping with a four-year old!
The good: Sleeping in until. . .oh wait
The bad: Getting up early and going to the grocery store since stupid fucking wal-mart didn’t have what I needed to make my food yesterday. The bastards.
The good: Spending the day with family and celebrating grandma’s 89th birthday
The bad: The asshole republicans (note: not all the republicans – just the asshole ones) and racists in attendance.
The good: They left early and I got to make fun of them all day long. Plus I replaced everyone’s cell phone wallpaper with a photo of myself
The bad: I had to drive, so no drinking
The good: My cousin offering to take the boy home, so the girl and I could spend the night. Having drinks and staying up late laughing with my aunts and cousin.
The bad: Having to get up early and drive home to get the boy off to scout camp
The good: The boy having his first Boy Scout camp on his own
The bad: Getting ready for camp
The good: Remembering everything, being on time and taking a nice drive through the mountains to drop him off.
The bad: Having to bite my lip and chew off my own hands to avoid killing that asshole kid that I hate.
The good: Getting the boy settled into his tent and him being lucky enough to get a brand new cot and a “porch.” AND having his tent far away from the asshole kid that I hate.
The bad: Spiders!
The good: Meeting so many nice kids and knowing that my boy has plenty of good role models to counteract the asshole kid that I hate. Seeing him thrive in this element of camaraderie and the outdoors and respect and footballs and one big fat lab. Knowing that even though he drives me crazy sometimes, he’s turning out alright.
She wished that I would Stop. Taking. Photos!!!!
“A Scout is Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean and Reverent” OK, I’ll give him Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Kind and Brave. And a big old sometimes on the Courteous, Obedient and Cheerful. The Clean can be iffy. And Thrifty? HAHAHAHAHA! Now, Reverent – I don’t know about. Does the worshipping of all things Playstation count?