“I am nevertheless too sensible of my defects not to think it probable that I may have committed many errors. I shall also carry with me the hope that my Country will never cease to view them with indulgence; and that after forty five years of my life dedicated to its Service, with an upright zeal, the faults of incompetent abilities will be consigned to oblivion, as myself must soon be to the Mansions of rest.” ~George Washington
“I alone can fix it.” ~Donald Trump
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“If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” ~George Washington
“Get him outta here! Don’t give him his coat! Keep his coat. Confiscate his coat. You know it’s about ten degrees below zero outside. No, you can keep his coat. Tell him we’ll send it to him in a couple of weeks.” ~Donald Trump
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“The advancement and diffusion of knowledge is the only guardian of true liberty.” ~James Madison
“It’s really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!” ~Donald Trump
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“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” ~Harry S. Truman
““Everything I’ve done virtually has been a tremendous success.” ~Donald Trump
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“If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
“You have to treat them like shit.” ~Donald Trump
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“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.” ~Abraham Lincoln
“I know more about ISIS than the generals do. Believe me.” ~Donald Trump
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“Remember, remember always, that all of us, and you and I especially, are descended from immigrants and revolutionists.” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt
“I think profiling is something that we’re going to have to start thinking about as a country.” ~Donald Trump
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“Certainly in the next 50 years we shall see a woman president, perhaps sooner than you think. A woman can and should be able to do any political job that a man can do.” ~Richard M. Nixon
“And when [Hillary Clinton] walked in front of me, believe me, I wasn’t impressed.” ~Donald Trump
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“If tyranny and oppression come to this land it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy.” ― James Madison
“That could be a Mexican plane up there. They’re getting ready to attack,” ~Donald Trump
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“We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.” ~Jimmy Carter
“When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.” ~Donald Trump
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“It is not enough to take this weapon out of the hands of the soldiers. It must be put into the hands of those who will know how to strip its military casing and adapt it to the arts of peace.” ~Dwight D Eisenhower
“I would bomb the shit out of them.” ~Donald Trump
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“Piling up material goods cannot fill the emptiness of lives which have no confidence or purpose.” ~Jimmy Carter
“You have to be wealthy in order to be great.” ~Donald Trump
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“We seek peace, knowing that peace is the climate of freedom.” ~Dwight D. Eisenhower
“Part of the problem and part of the reason it takes so long [to kick out protesters] is nobody wants to hurt each other anymore.” ~Donald Trump
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“Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don’t interfere.” ~Ronald Reagan
“I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things.” ~Donald Trump
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“Whether the borders that divide us are picket fences or national boundaries, we are all neighbors in a global community.” ~Jimmy Carter
“Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country’s representatives can figure out what the hell is going on.” ~Donald Trump
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“It’s about serving all of you as well as you’ve served the United States of America.” ~Barack Obama
“He’s a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren’t captured, OK?” ~Donald Trump
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“It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” ~Abraham Lincoln
“Look at my African-American here!” ~Donald Trump
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“We must carry forward the work of the women who came before us and ensure our daughters have no limits on their dreams, no obstacle to their achievements and no remaining ceilings to shatter.” ~Barack Obama
“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything. Grab them by the pussy, you can do anything.” ~Donald Trump